I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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