I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTINSome nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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