I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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