When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINFirst the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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