When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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