I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINSome people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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