Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINBe so good they can’t ignore you.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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