I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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