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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Believe Equality Myself Stupidity
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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