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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

Steve Martin

All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Appearance Body Count Self Love Worth
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Life Yourself
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Appearance Funny Myself Sex Woman Yourself
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Change Live One Liner Ourselves Pain
I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Deep Emotion Happiness Myself Sad Time
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
STEVE MARTIN

Need People Relationship Soul Mate Yourself

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