Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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