Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
STEVE MARTINI believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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