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If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

Joan Rivers

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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Inspirational Memories Myself Success Talk Thinking
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Defeat Herself Myself Win
I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Black Friendship Himself Myself Possible Race
I’m no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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Cook Food Myself
Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
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Attraction Change Death Greatness People Place Thinking Young
I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
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Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
The last time I saw a blonde with red streaks in her hair she was laying on Oscar Pistorius’ bathroom floor.
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Hairs Myself See Time
She doesn’t understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.
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Funny Herself Stupidity Understand War World
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you.
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Fools Laughter Yourself
Don’t cook. Don’t clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum.
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Cook Love Man Woman

If you laugh at it, you can deal with it.

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