An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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You can’t say civilization don’t advance, in every war they kill you in a new way.
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
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Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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Don’t gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don’t go up, don’t buy it.
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