Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
WILL ROGERSWe will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
More Will Rogers Quotes
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We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.
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We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
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There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
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There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
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It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.
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Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
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