I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. FIELDSI drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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