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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.

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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Togetherness Travel
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself

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