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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

W. C. Fields

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious

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