I never eat before breakfast.
W. C. FIELDSMoney will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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