Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
W. C. FIELDSDon’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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I drink therefore I am.
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No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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