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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.

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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Face Man Time
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner

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