Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W. C. FIELDSSome weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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I drink therefore I am.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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I never eat before breakfast.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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