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You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.

W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.
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Children Myself One Liner
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
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Expectation Herself Life Man Woman Yourself
I only drink to steady my nerves, sometimes I’m so steady I don’t move for months.
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Alcohol Myself
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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Animal Breathe
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Appearance Attitude Education Important Money Past People Skill
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Food Home
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I drink therefore I am.
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