Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
W. C. FIELDSSome people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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