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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

W. C. Fields

Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Argument Attitude Myself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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Man Money Poor Rich
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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Excellence Friendship Future Present Reason Remember
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself

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