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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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Business Laugh Oneself People Purpose Serious
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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