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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

W. C. Fields

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine.
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Life Myself Young
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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Doctor Force Myself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
You can’t cheat an honest man.
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Honesty Man Yourself

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