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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
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Animal Myself Perspective Sea
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Man Pain Woman
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
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Hands Life Yourself
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife

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