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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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Children Hate See
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
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Crazy Doubt Existence Woman
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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Myself Vote
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
Comedy is merely tragedy happening to someone else.
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Deep Reality Tragedy
I drink with impunity, or anyone else who invites me.
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Company Myself
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality

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