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Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Sex isn’t necessary. You don’t die without it, but you can die having it.
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Death Necessary Sex Yourself
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
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Herself Judgement Life Nation Need Wife
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
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Beautiful Experience Life
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one’s present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason.
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