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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Father Myself Prison
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
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Improvement Myself
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Fools Inspirational Quit Success Yourself
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Gift Ignorance Peace Prayer Wisdom
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Children Parents Tough
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious

Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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