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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
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Children Myself Woman
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Alcohol Myself People Religious Sanity
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
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Born Lose People
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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Beautiful Herself Love Myself
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Better Sex Worst
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Food Funny
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Animal Funny Wings
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself

Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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