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Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Need Quit Stupidity Time
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Try till you succeed, if you don’t succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
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Destroy Evidence Success Yourself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad.
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Animal Bad Children Hate
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Friendship Life Marriage Necessary Old Relationship
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Myself Religion Time
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Control Food Myself Strong
Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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Easy Time Yourself

Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.

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