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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

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Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
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Herself Thankful Woman
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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Appearance Help People Sex Ugly
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Food Myself Wine
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Habit Mad Myself Weird
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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Trust Yourself
If I had to live my life over, I’d live over a saloon.
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Life Live Myself
I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Destroy Myself See
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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Alive Danger Man Place World
When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Wake Up Yourself
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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Alcohol Money Myself Wild Woman
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Doctor Togetherness
Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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Heart Live Worry Yourself
You can’t trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
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Belief Trust Yourself
It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
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Attitude Deep Yourself
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree

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