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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Happiness Instagram Captions Money Place
I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach.
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Believe Empty Food Myself Weird
Drat! Being the encapsulated view of life.
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Life View
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I don’t drink anymore, on the other hand I don’t drink any less either.
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Alcohol Myself
I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Food Morning Myself
It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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Alive Funny Old World
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Animal Food
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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Marriage Night Survive Woman
I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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Myself Religious
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Funny Myself Time
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Age Food Myself Need
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Food Funny Man Myself
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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Night Time Wonderful

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