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Never give a sucker an even break.

W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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Death Hope Life Lost
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Advice Age Alcohol Authority Give Up Myself
I never eat before breakfast.
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Eat Myself One Liner
You can fool some of the people some of the time and that’s enough to make a decent living.
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Enough Fools Live People Time Yourself
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Alcohol Illusion Reality
Never give a sucker an even break.
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Break One Liner
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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Drive Grateful Myself Reason
The only thing a lawyer won’t question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Himself Mom
I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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Equality Freedom Hate Myself
I like children. If they’re properly cooked.
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Children Food Myself
I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
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Animal Food Myself See
I drink therefore I am.
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Instagram Captions Myself One Liner
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
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Ambitious Myself Tree
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Worth Wrong
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Believe
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Morning Smile Start

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