No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it’s only a question of degree.
W. C. FIELDSNever give a sucker an even break.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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Somebody’s been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile – and get it over with.
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That’s the one thing I’m indebted to her for.
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I never met a kid I liked.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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I never eat before breakfast.
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