Start with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
TINA FEYStart with a ‘Yes’, and see where that takes you.
TINA FEYYou’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
TINA FEYAccording to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
TINA FEYI have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
TINA FEYWhatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
TINA FEYI prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.
TINA FEYIt was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
TINA FEYIf you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
TINA FEYWhatever the problem – be part of the solution
TINA FEYNorth Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
TINA FEYThe arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
TINA FEYI feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
TINA FEYAn interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women’s Affairs. Man, who’d she have to show here ankles to to get that job?
TINA FEYMaternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
TINA FEYWhat Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
TINA FEYMy ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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