It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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You transition as a mother from literally just pulling a booger out of that person’s nose whenever you see one until at some point they assert: “No, I’m a person. You can’t fix my underpants on the subway.”
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.
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Life is improvisation.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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