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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

Tina Fey

Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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If the answer is no, ignore it and move on. Your energy is better used doing your work and outpacing people that way. Then, when you’re in charge, don’t hire the people who were jerky to you.
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Seriously, I’ve just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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In order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.

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