Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
TINA FEYIn order to feel safer on his private jet, actor John Travolta has purchased a bomb-sniffing dog. Unfortunately for the actor, the dog came six movies too late.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
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When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don’t worry, lonely women, you’ll be dead soon.
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