I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
TIM ALLENI think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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