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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.

Tim Allen

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
TIM ALLEN

Forever Love Marriage Moments Myself Young
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
TIM ALLEN

Break Fix Repair Yourself
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Consider Funny Phone Technology
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
TIM ALLEN

Dangerous Floor Ground Himself Stick

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