I do a lot of family shows.
TIM ALLENI think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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My comedy is not mine. It’s a gift. I’m not that smart.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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