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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

Tim Allen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Born Children Deal Myself Thinking Time
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself

I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

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