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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

Tim Allen

The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Death Father Foundation Nature Reminder
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Alone Crow Encouragement Man Substitute Support Thinking
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Charity Enjoyment Phenomenal Project Result
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself

I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.

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