I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
TIM ALLENIf you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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