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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.

Tim Allen

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.
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Animal Man Own
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that’s a good thing.
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Existence Goodness Live Myself Relationship
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Car End Funny Relationship Woman
If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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Balance Congrats Goodness Kind Mistake Work Yourself
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show
Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Goodness Lying Man Myself Positive
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
I had a very easy time loving an audience. But when it’s one-on-one with somebody, all I wanted to do was run away, because maybe they’re going to want something from me I can’t give, or they’re going to hurt me.
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Audience Easy Hurt Myself Time
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle

My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.

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