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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Tim Allen

I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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Drive Myself Quality Sound
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, “Dad’s an idiot,” which lasted a little longer than I’d like.
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Age Different Disappoint Love Myself Preference Woman
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Alive Lawn Maintainence Man Reason
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
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Death Dog Food Leaving
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we’re just the tallest people living here.
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Advice Children Live Parents People
I don’t understand why it has to be either – or – either socialism or democracy. Why can’t we combine things to get the best of each system?
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Best Choice Combination Myself System Understand

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