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I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)

Tim Allen

I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I wonder if to stare into the face of God will drive me crazy. (I wonder who would blink first.)
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Crazy Drive Face God Myself Stare Wonder
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Drink Money Oneself Party Rich Wealth
Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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Easy Family Issues Movie Time
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
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Comedy One Liner Ultimate
I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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Children Father Fear Irrational Lose Myself
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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People Stress Tension Yourself
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they’re going to respect Mom.
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Children Learning Myself Respect

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