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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.

Tim Allen

If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
TIM ALLEN

Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
I’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
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Artist Creativity Design Graphics
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
I grew up around hunters. I love guns, bows, arrows, compasses and binoculars. I don’t do any of that stuff, I just like the stuff. I shot one animal, in my life, and I didn’t like it. If I had to skin an animal to eat it, I’d probably eat vegetables.
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Animal Growth Hunter Love Myself Skin Vegetable
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Car End Funny Relationship Woman
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
TIM ALLEN

Hands Listening Story

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