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Tim Allen

A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
TIM ALLEN

Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.
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Children Drive License Protection Requirement
When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Meaning Opposite Smart Yourself
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman
The world’s a mean place. It’s unfair, then it’s fair. It’s hateful, then it’s loving. It’s a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
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Hate Level Lover Place Religious World
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Independent Man Travel
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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Animal Beginning Humanity Time Yourself
Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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Hands Listening Story
I’ve gotten so far past the Android and iPhones that I’m back to a flip-phone. It’s funny, you can buy antique flip-phones online. A lot of us collect them. Clearly, they’re considered antiques.
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Consider Funny Phone Technology
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy.
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Best Busy Children Ego
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Body Character Man Myself Trap
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas – where it’s a beautiful theater – is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
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Advantage Beautiful Myself Play Reality Show Theatre
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
TIM ALLEN

Depend History Point View

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