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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.

Tim Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
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Appearance Brilliant Funny Head Shower Weird Woman Yourself
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Attention Himself Man Move Talk Television Yourself
I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Artist Life Logo Love Myself
I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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Greatness Learning Myself Student
Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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Alone Disgust Leaving Ourselves Paint Time
As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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Depend History Point View
In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Calm Challenge Experience Father Kind Time
If you don’t decide where you’re going, life will decide for you.
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Control Decision Direction Journey Path Yourself
I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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Clarify Funny Memories Myself
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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Human Man Separate Vehicle
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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Car Myself Thinking Woman

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