Women are brilliant. Every woman knows how to do the weirdest thing right out of the bucket. Every woman knows how to do that Hindu head wrap with the towel out of the shower. Ever try to do that? You look like a drunk Iraqi soldier.
TIM ALLENI know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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If you want to condemn yourself for the mistakes you’ve made, let’s be fair, that means you’ve got to congratulate yourself for all the good things you’ve done. It’s okay to say, “God, I wish I’d done this; yeah, but I did do that.” Then it kind of balances out.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I do a lot of family shows.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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When somebody tells you they’re not very smart, they’re saying exactly the opposite.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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