I do a lot of family shows.
TIM ALLENI know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I have a thing for tools.
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But separate a man from his car – that’s inhuman.
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I’m a very bad student, but a great learner.
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If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the party with a drink.
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Before Kady was born, I didn’t think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
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Men often do things for women that they don’t want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don’t want to do.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Be wary of listening to stories secondhand.
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I am a thespian trapped in a man’s body.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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