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Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

Tim Allen

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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Move Muscle See Sight Time Vehicle Yourself
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
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Beautiful Bride Feeling Greatness Herself
If it ain’t broke, you can probably still fix it.
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Break Fix Repair Yourself
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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God Ideas Myself Religion Time
I have a thing for tools.
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Myself Tools
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
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Direction Flight Plane Reality
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
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Compromise Marriage Nurture Relationship
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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Hands Path Resistance Yourself
I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
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Cat Dog Man Myself Person Travel
My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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Children Family Father Hero Myself
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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Funny Golf Lost Missing Play Sports Yourself
I have an only child. She’s so independent and good with adults.
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Adult Children Goodness Independent
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad’s car. I don’t blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don’t have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
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Blame Car Family Land Memories Myself Traffic
I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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Adult Age Children Myself Sadness
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Animal Borrow Man Tools
I do a lot of family shows.
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Family Myself Show

Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.

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