I have a thing for tools.
TIM ALLENComedy is the ultimate anarchist.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody’s car.
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I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times.
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You don’t know what people are really like until they’re under a lot of stress.
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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It’s not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I’ll do it because it’s a moment that will stick with me forever.
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Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
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Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
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I love doing logos. I’ve been a graphic artist all my life.
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
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As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.
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I have irrational fears, and they all go back to losing my father as a kid. I’ve never gotten over it.
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I’m one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
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I’m sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
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