I do a lot of family shows.
TIM ALLENI’m a creative guy, artistically with graphics.
More Tim Allen Quotes
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Men aren’t men until they can get to Sears by themselves.
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Nothing’s as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
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My stepfather stepped in where no man would’ve stepped in – six kids, five of them boys – and that’s heroic.
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In my experience, it’s all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
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Dog’s listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
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For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
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To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
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Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how to put this together.
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Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of “Yeah, we might have to reboot.”
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I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
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Boys can be disgusting. You can’t leave us alone for any length of time because we will burn something, blow something up or paint something. We’re just obnoxious.
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All men like to think that they can do it alone, but a real man knows that there no substitute for support , encouragement or a pit crew.
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I blend memories. I blend them into one that’s funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
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My dad’s death reminds me of earthquakes – things that shake your foundation.
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