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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.

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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
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You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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How do you get off a non-stop flight?
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Discipline Funny Himself Person Time
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
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Forest Funny Himself Man Nature Woman Wrong
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Fight Funny Gift Myself Room
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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Mathematics Pronunciation Sound
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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Memories Myself Past Thinking
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Control Death Game Yourself
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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