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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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All those who believe in psychokinesis – raise my hand.
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
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I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
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Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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My friend has a baby. I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
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