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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Steven Wright

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
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Conscience Funny Sleep Time
I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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Company Game Myself Thinking Wrong
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
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Bill Country Freedom Funny Phone Talk
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Alphabet Order Song
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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Devil Evil Fantasy Funny Taste True
You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Drive Learning Yourself
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child… eventually.
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Children Myself Quick Toy
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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Country Funny Nation People
I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, ‘The whole time.
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Funny Herself Myself Night Time Walk
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Abandonment Book Build Funny Myself Ocean Yourself
It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I’d never even thought about killing myself.
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Funny Kill Learning Love Myself Time
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead?
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Control Death Game Yourself
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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Darkness Device Myself
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
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Eyes Myself Prescription Ran Walk
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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Fantasy Himself Stop Weapon

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