I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
STEVEN WRIGHTI think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
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My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.
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I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
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