I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
STEVEN WRIGHTI think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment, the people who live above me are furious!
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How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Half the people you know are below average.
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My doctor told me I shouldn’t work out until I’m in better shape. I told him, ‘All right; don’t send me a bill until I pay you.’
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If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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The older you get, the more you learn to see what you’ve been taught to see. When you’re a kid, you see what’s there.
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Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
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I like to reminisce with people I don’t know.
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
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My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it’s unbelievably clear.
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Clones are people two.
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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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