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Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
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You know when you’re sitting on a chair and you lean back so you’re just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.
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Fall Feeling Myself Sit Time
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
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Fight Funny Gift Myself Room
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.
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If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don’t have film.
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Memories Photograph Yourself
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Advice Bird Deep Funny Patience Worm
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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Animal Evolution Monkey Science
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’
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Abandonment Book Build Funny Myself Ocean Yourself

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