I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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