It’s pain that changes our lives.
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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