How many people have never raised their hand before?
STEVE MARTINI started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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