Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINIt’s pain that changes our lives.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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