I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
STEVE MARTINIt’s pain that changes our lives.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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