The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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