I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINIt was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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