Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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