I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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