Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
STEVE MARTINYou have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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