The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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