Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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