I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINIt’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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