I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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