The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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