A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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