A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINThere is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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