A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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