Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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