I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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