You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
More Steve Martin Quotes
-
-
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
STEVE MARTIN -
I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTIN -
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTIN -
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTIN -
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTIN -
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
STEVE MARTIN -
You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
STEVE MARTIN -
Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
STEVE MARTIN -
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
STEVE MARTIN -
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTIN -
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTIN -
I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
STEVE MARTIN -
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
STEVE MARTIN -
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTIN -
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
STEVE MARTIN