When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
STEVE MARTINI really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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