I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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