I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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