Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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