Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
STEVE MARTINI’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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