I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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