Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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