Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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