I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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