A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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