Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINWith comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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