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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin

The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
STEVE MARTIN

Inspirational Mindset Motivational Spiritual Writing
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Appearance Body Count Self Love Worth
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Criticize Himself Man Walk Way Yourself
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Ability Element Natural Necessary Quality Yourself
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Alone Break Up Connection Deep Herself Himself Moments Night Relationship Thinking
I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Astrology Believe Luck Myself
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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Appearance Confidence Doubt Motivational Myself
I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Breathe Business Mistake Myself Worst
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself

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