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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Boy Different Language Word
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Deep Hands People Question Voice
Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Different Goodness Myself People Promise Talk Unique
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Act Character Help Identify Life People True Understand Yourself
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Appearance Eat Exercise Funny Myself Right
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Money Wealth
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself
It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Change Live One Liner Ourselves Pain
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try

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