It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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