I love money. I love everything about it.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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