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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Artitect Dance Music Talk
I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Appearance Eat Exercise Funny Myself Right
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Alcohol Drink Poet Team Writing
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Destruction Funny Philosophy
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Break Up Cheating Herself Myself Woman
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Creation Enjoyment Flow Goodness Myself Right Word
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Believe Equality Myself Stupidity
Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Expectation Inspirational Motivational Room Yourself
I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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Book Funny Myself
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Money Wealth
Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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Act Character Help Identify Life People True Understand Yourself

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