I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
STEVE MARTINChaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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There’s someone out there for everyone – even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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