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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Steve Martin

I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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Astrology Believe Luck Myself
I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Body Funny Home Myself Play Stay Woman
I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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Animal Funny Goodness Important Laughter Learning Myself Sex
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Beautiful Believe Money Myself Natural Sex
I love money. I love everything about it.
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Love Money Myself One Liner
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Carry Father Himself Money Photograph Sadness
Always do business as if the person you’re doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he’s not, you can be pleasantly surprised.
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Business Happiness Person Surprise Try Yourself
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
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Doctor Funny Goodness Myself Sick
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Appearance Business Perspective Teach
I’m not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
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Drink Myself Price Try
Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Different Goodness Myself People Promise Talk Unique
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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Different Evolution Human Walk

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