I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Acting has helped me understand people, not only because you are acting as a character, but also because you are watching other actors work. That really helps you identify in life when someone is acting, not being true.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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