The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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