Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time.
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