I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I love money. I love everything about it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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