Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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I could never be a woman, ’cause I’d just stay home and play with my breasts all day.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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