Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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It’s pain that changes our lives.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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I have found that– just as in real life–imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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