It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
STEVE MARTINI believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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