All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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Be so good they can’t ignore you.
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