Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer.
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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