You can’t really conduct your life by one or two phrases.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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I will do anything to look like him – except, of course, exercise or eat right.
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The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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Through the years, I have learned there is no harm in charging oneself up with delusions between moments of valid inspiration.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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