It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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I’ve got to keep breathing. It’ll be my worst business mistake if I don’t.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
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How many people have never raised their hand before?
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.
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Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him. Some night these thoughts, separated by miles and time zones, occur at the same objective moment, and Ray and Mirabelle are connected without ever knowing it.
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Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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I started a grease fire at McDonald’s – threw a match in the cook’s hair.
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A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
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Thankfully, perseverance is a good substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.
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