Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
STEVE MARTINAll I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
More Steve Martin Quotes
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I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.
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Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Acting is collaborative because you are working with another actor, and it’s almost like a two-man juggling team. You have to really be in sync.
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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that.
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It was essential that I never show doubt about what I was doing.
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It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it’s what’s inside that counts.
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I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl’s leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.
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