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All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

Steve Martin

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
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Greatness Hard Work Inspirational Surprise Yourself
When I die, now don’t think that I’m a nut, don’t want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.
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Death Myself Thinking
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
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Day Life Myself Past Present
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you have no idea if it’s going to work. And then you get the response. It’s great when it’s good.
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Audience Comedy Goodness Greatness Ideas Response Work Yourself
I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language… Apache.
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Believe Foreign Freedom Liberty Myself Rule
There’s no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.
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Audience Better Drive Inspirational Learning Motivational Terrorism Yourself
The banjo is such a happy instrument–you can’t play a sad song on the banjo – it always comes out so cheerful.
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Cheerful Happiness Play Sad Yourself
Now let’s repeat the non-conformists’ oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!
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Different Goodness Myself People Promise Talk Unique
I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.
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Growth Old Thinking Yourself
No art comes from the conscious mind.
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Art Conscience Mindset One Liner
All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.
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Honesty Myself Pay Work
You have to get comfortable with your work, you really have to know what you’re doing, and it has to be almost boring to you to be able to do it well.
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Boredom Comfortable Work Yourself
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Hard Time Night Shine Sun Yourself
Some people have a way with words, and other people; oh, uh, not have way.
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Choice People Way Word
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
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Destruction Funny Philosophy
It’s not what you know, it’s what you think you know.
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Philosophy Thinking Yourself

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