Comedy is all about the pause.
RON WHITEMy show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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