Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITEMy show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
More Ron White Quotes
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I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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My shows are not all-the-way filthy, but they can be.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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