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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.

Ron White

I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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Always Found Closer More Really Respond Stage
I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Few Good Married Time
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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You can’t fix stupid.
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Fix Stupid
Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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