I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITEMy show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
More Ron White Quotes
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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My favorite bands are the Allman Brothers and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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