Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
More Ron White Quotes
-
-
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITE -
I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
RON WHITE -
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
RON WHITE -
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITE -
That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
RON WHITE -
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
RON WHITE -
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
RON WHITE -
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
RON WHITE -
I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor.
RON WHITE -
I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
RON WHITE -
I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
RON WHITE -
My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITE -
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
RON WHITE -
The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
RON WHITE -
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITE