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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.

Ron White

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Album Done First Now Some Throw Out Twelve Year
If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I always found that the closer I got to who I really am, on stage, the more they responded to it.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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