I write all of my material. It’s all me.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I’ve asked these guys in rock bands with all the 18-wheelers driving to the venue how they make money. I just don’t understand it. But I don’t understand a lot of things.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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