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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.

Ron White

My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
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My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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