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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.

Ron White

My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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My goal is just to become a better comedian.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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The only way to stay sharp is to do live shows. There is no part-time comedy.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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