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Ron White

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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I don’t like to do material people have heard. Now, they like to hear material that they know, because that’s the stuff that made me famous, and, unfortunately, I don’t do a ton of it.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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