I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
More Ron White Quotes
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
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I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Movies are boring. It’s like watching paint dry. I did a little role in a movie, and it was eight lines. I was there for three days. It’s just horrible.
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I’ve gathered some of my close musical and comedian friends, and we’re going to see if we can’t bring a few laughs to these soldiers, raise some money, and hopefully lift their spirits.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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You know, my first album, some of those jokes I’d done for twelve years because I couldn’t throw ’em out.
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Here’s how I operate. When I see something I like, 20 years later, I ask her brother for her phone number. She don’t even see me coming.
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We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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