The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
More Ron White Quotes
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I’ve been married a few times. I’m not good at it.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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