Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
More Ron White Quotes
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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The Majestic Theatre in San Antone is as good as it gets.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature… that’s what takes a long time to learn.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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