A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
More Ron White Quotes
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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A killer Cuban restaurant with a giant cigar bar. Have me a Cuban sandwich. That’s just like heaven to me. I’m a simple man.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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If you become famous and don’t have a live show to back it up, they’re not going to pay you any money.
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Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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