My goal is just to become a better comedian.
RON WHITEThe next time you have a thought… let it go.
More Ron White Quotes
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I have a very fun life. I don’t recommend it for anybody else, but it sure has been fun for me.
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Think of The Rontourage as the Ron White Channel, where you can see us getting into trouble in all kinds of different places.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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There are two kinds of comics; there are the ones who build bridges, and then there are the people who walk across the bridges as though they built them. The bridge builders are few and far between.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
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I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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